slippinbeauty:


happy bday kim

slippinbeauty:

happy bday kim

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE NIGHT:  owls are the smartest birds, able to speak over 22 bird languages.  most owls graduated top of their class at bird school, which is for birds

(via beyoncevevo)

cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

(via i-suck-dick)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via gnarly)

(via rowlingindadeep)

(via meanplastic)

n-nightingale:

Working in customer service

(Source: starlords, via sindielissexy)

things straight ppl say in movies
  • girl: what are you doing?
  • boy: something i should have done a long time ago
a-giant-bug:

I think Spotify just threatened to kill me

a-giant-bug:

I think Spotify just threatened to kill me

(Source: projectiledamage, via 1nd2rd3st)

rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE

(via oodlenoodle)

lungbender:

Me: 

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You:

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(Source: charizord, via jesuschristvevo)

illkim:

Teacher: You may listen to your music quietly

Me:

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(Source: illkim, via laughing-llama)

gagaxstylinson:

Lady Gaga - Lush Life

  • Android user: My Galaxy S5 has 16 gb of RAM and a 16 megapixel camera. What does your shitty iPhone have?
  • iPhone user: Emojis
  • Android user: damn :/